Are You Drunk?

Do you know who I am?

Last week I went to the Parkview Nite Club with my friend Kate. I had the French dip and she ordered mozzarella sticks; the waitress came over a few too many times to ask how we were.

We talked about our favorite subjects: the non-profit industrial complex, and boys. At one point she described the “typical Cleveland guy,” and later that night I posted h…